Quotes from the Canonical Hackers.


The people quoted here are as follows:
Joseph Blaylock (aka Joe, jrbl)
Jason Cook (aka jason, macros)
Evan Doughty (aka evan)
Brian L. Haberer (aka weirdo)
Ryan L. Kleeberger (aka RLK)
Bradley M. Kuhn (aka Brad, bkuhn)
Matthew O'Connor (aka matthew)
Kragen J. Sitaker (aka kragen, xentrac)
Brett Smith (aka Stargazer, brett)
Paul Visscher (aka paul, paulv)


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<evan> Maybe I could bring Requiem For a Dream to jrbl's
<matthew> jrbl had a hard time w/ Trainspotting
<matthew> jrbl would stab himself to death if he watched Requiem
[Dec 2001]
<matthew> I just pulled a muscle in my jaw
<matthew> I'm so out of shape I can't yawn w/o pulling a muscle
[Jan 2002]
"The only problem with going to science fiction conventions is that I have to have sex with Klingons." - paulv
[March 03 2002]
<matthew> everytime I sneeze I say; "I've got Anthrax". I should probably stop doing that.
[Oct 2001]
<paulv> which 3com is it?
<weirdo> 905
<matthew> that's unsupported!
<matthew> oh craph
<weirdo> BAH
<paulv> no
<paulv> it isn't
<paulv> shut up matthew
[Sept 2001]
<matthew> it's so nice to use a clean trackball it's so smooth
<matthew> so fresh
<matthew> so clean
<kragen> you should make a douche commercial about it
<matthew> I would if they sold a douche product that would clean my trackball
<kragen> they don't sell douche products that make gauzy curtains blow in the wind
<kragen> so I don't see why your trackball is less related
[Oct 2001]
bkuhn: "I want to put monkeys under plungers."
paulv: "WHAT IS WRONG as a society if we can't put monkeys under plungers?"
[03 March 2002]
<matthew> I think we should just find scoop and beat him with a baseball bat [22 Sept 2001]
<matthew> Dude, if the janitor at the FSF knows then it can't be that secret.
[November 2006]
jrbl: "What's bonnie++?"
macros: "That's a drive benchmarking tool."
jrbl: "I have... bonobo..."
macros: "That's not a drive benchmarking tool."
bkuhn: "Yes it is!"
macros: "No, it's a network socket benchmarking tool."
[03 March 2002]