<weirdo> one time I was working with jrbl on a weekend and I fell asleep for like 2 hours in my cube and he had to wake me up by throwing shit over the cube walls
[Nov 2001]
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<weirdo> what's a good wiki to use if I don't want to install 40 perl mods by hand on a host?
<paulv> purplewiki. :P
<weirdo> purplewiki requires more blood sacrifices than I'm comfortable making atm
<weirdo> these are new pants
[July 2007]
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<jrbl> Macros would buy a two hundred dollar toilet seat if it had enough buttons.
[Dec 2001]
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02:48 <@paulv> i think I shoul dstart rewriting perplog internals now.
02:50 <@paulv> actully i will sleep.
02:50 <@macros> That would be good
02:50 <@macros> Hacking on nyquil == bad
[Feb 2004]
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<paulv> i should get [TiVO].
<jrbl> no you shouldn't. IT's the devil.
<jrbl> it makes you think that tv watching is okay.
<paulv> it is
<jrbl> by making it painless. It's like a needle that makes your heroin injections hurt less.
[Dec 2001]
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<jrbl> All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, gender, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, national origin, genetics, disability, age, or veteran status.
<jrbl> Wow. What a list of things to disregard. I should think of something off the list and then claim discrimination.
<matthew> it would be better if you could get all of them. A brown female Islamic Arab, who identifies as a male, is a furry, from Iran, related to Osama Bin Laden, wheel chair bound, 65, and fought against the US as part of the Taliban.
<matthew> and a brilliant researcher on top of that. That'd be a landmark Supreme Court case waiting to happen
[April 2007]
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<evan> Maybe I could bring Requiem For a Dream to jrbl's
<matthew> jrbl had a hard time w/ Trainspotting
<matthew> jrbl would stab himself to death if he watched Requiem
[Dec 2001]
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<evan> Yeah. He's a model citizen.
<paulv> modal
<paulv> he's like vi
<paulv> he's all modal
<evan> that's a bad pun.
<paulv> fuck you
<evan> :)
[Oct 2001]
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<matthew> I just pulled a muscle in my jaw
<matthew> I'm so out of shape I can't yawn w/o pulling a muscle
[Jan 2002]
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<jrbl> How much information can fit on a GBA cartrideg?
<weirdo|laundry> the carts hold 256mb
<matthew> You'd need four carts to fit all of weirdo's excuses for not using Debian.
<weirdo|laundry> fuck you matthew
[Sept 2001]
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