<evan> Maybe I could bring Requiem For a Dream to jrbl's
<matthew> jrbl had a hard time w/ Trainspotting
<matthew> jrbl would stab himself to death if he watched Requiem
[Dec 2001]
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<matthew> I just pulled a muscle in my jaw
<matthew> I'm so out of shape I can't yawn w/o pulling a muscle
[Jan 2002]
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"The only problem with going to science fiction conventions is that I have to have sex with Klingons." - paulv
[March 03 2002]
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<matthew> everytime I sneeze I say; "I've got Anthrax". I should probably stop doing that.
[Oct 2001]
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<paulv> which 3com is it?
<weirdo> 905
<matthew> that's unsupported!
<matthew> oh craph
<weirdo> BAH
<paulv> no
<paulv> it isn't
<paulv> shut up matthew
[Sept 2001]
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<matthew> it's so nice to use a clean trackball it's so smooth
<matthew> so fresh
<matthew> so clean
<kragen> you should make a douche commercial about it
<matthew> I would if they sold a douche product that would clean my trackball
<kragen> they don't sell douche products that make gauzy curtains blow in the wind
<kragen> so I don't see why your trackball is less related
[Oct 2001]
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bkuhn: "I want to put monkeys under plungers."
paulv: "WHAT IS WRONG as a society if we can't put monkeys under plungers?"
[03 March 2002]
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<matthew> I think we should just find scoop and beat him with a baseball bat [22 Sept 2001]
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<matthew> Dude, if the janitor at the FSF knows then it can't be that secret.
[November 2006]
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jrbl: "What's bonnie++?"
macros: "That's a drive benchmarking tool."
jrbl: "I have... bonobo..."
macros: "That's not a drive benchmarking tool."
bkuhn: "Yes it is!"
macros: "No, it's a network socket benchmarking tool."
[03 March 2002]
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