Quotes from the Canonical Hackers.


The people quoted here are as follows:
Joseph Blaylock (aka Joe, jrbl)
Jason Cook (aka jason, macros)
Evan Doughty (aka evan)
Brian L. Haberer (aka weirdo)
Ryan L. Kleeberger (aka RLK)
Bradley M. Kuhn (aka Brad, bkuhn)
Matthew O'Connor (aka matthew)
Kragen J. Sitaker (aka kragen, xentrac)
Brett Smith (aka Stargazer, brett)
Paul Visscher (aka paul, paulv)


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<weirdo> I know I can't spell worth a damn I was taken out of spelling classes and handwriting for horizons (The GT program)
<brett> Heh.
<weirdo> kind of ironic
<brett> Just a little, yeah. :)
<weirdo> maybe that's why doctors handwriting is so shoddy
<paulv> dont listen to brett, he's a spelling nazi
<weirdo> I know
[Nov 2001]
<matthew> I just pulled a muscle in my jaw
<matthew> I'm so out of shape I can't yawn w/o pulling a muscle
[Jan 2002]
<paulv> there was a line in LOTR where Gandalf said "Just follow your nose"(when they were in Moria). Am i the only one who thought "they are going to find fruit loops..."
<paulv> ?
[Jan 2002]
<jrbl> So, tip for the day: don't exercise until you're nauseous and then eat. Bad idea.
[Oct 2001]
<paulv> i am not in to art.
<paulv> but art wont stop calling
<paulv> art calls at like 2 am and hangs up and shit
<paulv> it's really starting to piss me off
[Oct 2001]
<matthew> if you break open glow sticks and put the goo on your penis it feels good
[Dec 2001]
<jrbl> Macros would buy a two hundred dollar toilet seat if it had enough buttons.
[Dec 2001]
<paulv> i dont want evan to come. he'll be there for like a day and then all of a sudden at 2 in the morning he'll say a bunch of stuff. but not talk for the rest of the time we're there.
<evan> Oh, hah hah.
[Nov 2001]
<paulv> if you got hit by a bus i'd probably come to the hospital and laugh at you
<matthew> I'm gonna go stand in the bus lane tomorrow
<paulv> and then like smush mashed potatoes into your wounds.
<paulv> with gravy!
<paulv> so there. now we're even.
<matthew> you hate me
<paulv> not really
[Dec 2001]
<paulv> damn
<paulv> matthew hates you
<weirdo> lol
<paulv> you insult his favourite OS and his favourite musician(maybe ?)
* paulv adds weirdo as a friend
[Sept 2001]